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Joke of the Day
"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."
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"What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity."
"My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"
"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"When I'm CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called ""sandwich artists."" They will be ""sub humans."""
"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""
"What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize"
"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."
"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"