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Joke of the Day
"My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse."
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"My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died."
"People keep mixing up my jokes and my sex They groan at my jokes, and they laugh at my sex."
"My milk of magnesia brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, you sounded younger on the phone."
"I just smoked the fattest blunt.. And now my refrigerator is nervous!"
"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."
"Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits."
"i appreciate the song ""the boys are back in town"" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?"
"welcome to denny's. don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables"
"What is the average lifespan of an owl? A little over 6 books."