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Joke of the Day

"Does almond milk come from crazy cows? Cause they gotta be nuts, right?"

"How do your trigger a SJW? Oops."

"Hey, Can I take you to Hogwarts? Because I'm 9 and 3/4."

"I spend more time on twitter than I do in church. I'd rather vent to imaginary friends on the Internet than to imaginary friends in the sky."

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."

"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"

"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"

"Jokes on Reddit are like children You delete the ones that don't succeed."

"Doc and Alcohol Me: So Doc what is my problem? Doc: I am not exactly sure of the cause .I think it could be due to Alcohol. Me: That's ok i will come back when you are sober."