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Joke of the Day
"The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile"
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"My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mimes.... They performed unspeakable acts on her."
"My mother came up to me and said, ""Son, what does MILF stand for?"" I said, ""Mum I'd Like to Fuck"" She said, ""Ok, let me bath first."""
"What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common? It's their knees that go first."
"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""
"The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."
"I'm not saying he is out of shape, but... ... he calls the gym 'James' because he doesn't feel familiar enough for nicknames."
"scientists agree that following me on twitter is a clear sign you were classified as Above Average as kid and used it as an excuse to coast"
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"I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, ""I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."""