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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ? 'amhid'"
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"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"
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"Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam."
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