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Joke of the Day

"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."

"Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet? Because the ends justify the memes"

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."

"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."

"At this point in my life if I drop something and can't pick it up with my foot or via one of my kids, it's staying on the floor."

"One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!"

"What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty."

"Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying ""I love you"" to his Own Wife !!!"

"I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal! It was a Shitzu ... I'll see myself out edit: apparantly this is another common repost which I have never seen. Oh well, I like it."

"What do classical musicians write before going shopping? A Chopin Lizst (shopping list)"