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Joke of the Day

"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."

"Two blondes walk into a bar You would think one of them would have seen it."

"All-Girls High School ""The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!' The second most common is 'right to my face!'"" - Celia Pacquola"

"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!"

"You want to urge someone to do something ASAP, when do you use ""come to"" instead of ""come on""? come to me..."

"I heard NASCAR was a distant cousin of Formula 1. I guess that's what they mean by race relations."

"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"

"Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2? They weren't Russian."

"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"

"I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario."