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Joke of the Day
"What do you do on a date with a feminist? Split the bill."
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"Wearing a wig is probably worth the hassle for those moments when you get to dramatically pull it off your weary, tearful head."
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."
"Yeah, conservatives. I will marry a dog. I'll marry 12 dogs. I'm a dog mormon now."
"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"
"How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I suppose at least two. But where are you going to find a lightbulb that big?"
"Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. It doesn't matter if you win you're still retarded."
"Why did Jeb lose support? He was always beating around the bush... Without getting to the (common) core!"
"Dear #Athiests Evolution could never design and create a machine that consumes scraps and produces bacon"