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Joke of the Day
"What do you do on a date with a feminist? Split the bill."
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"The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians."
"[restaurant] *motions for waiter* Waiter! Bill please! *Bill comes out & dances embarrassingly to entertain me & the guests* Thanks Bill!"
"""Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* ""Ah nuts that was a good one."""
"Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets."
"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."
"I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?"
"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."
"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."
"What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom? A reptile dysfunction"