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Joke of the Day

"Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun... I wonder why the sixth guy hates it"

"I love rock and roll so put another dime in the juke box baby... then add ninety more cents to play one song."

"Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt... The bartender asks: ""What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?"" the pirate replies: ""Arr, it's been driving me nuts"""

"How many coffees before I stop looking for shirts in my refrigerator"

"Naps are for old people. I was taking a horizontal life pause."

"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."

"I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson. As I threw the first punch, he turned around on the spot. And that, that is when I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good."

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."