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Joke of the Day
"Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun... I wonder why the sixth guy hates it"
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"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."
"I can't tell jokes about the Titanic anymore... I just get a sinking feeling when I do."
"GOODBYE WORK COMPUTER HELLO HOME COMPUTER"
"Instructions: 1. Watch every breath someone takes 2. Watch every move someone makes 3. Watch every bond someone breaks 4. Log off Facebook"
"I rang the gym about joining their yoga class. They asked: *""how flexible are you?""*   I said *""I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays""*."
"what is the difference between love and herpies? Love doesn't last forever."
"Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever."
"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"
"Where do detectives go to have a drink? The Search Bar."