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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gold fish with no teeth? A shit-fuck McGee."
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"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"
"What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus? ""Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"""
"TIFU by assigning a temporary history teacher to a math class Oops, wrong sub"
"Made me laugh a bit A former Vice President recently wrote a song about math. It's called the Al Gore Rhythm."
"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
"Q) What do you call a fat person that eats because they're angry, and is then angry because they eat? A) a viscous circle."
"I've gotta go. This bottle of vodka isn't gonna get arrested all by itself."
"Looking in the mirror trying to grow up the nerve to ask my true love out. I hope I say yes."
"What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo"