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Joke of the Day

"I'm calling Facebook ""Mom"" now because all it does is tell me who from my high school is engaged and remind me about my cousins' birthdays."

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard and accidentally typed something Welsh."

"Walking condoms Two condoms are walking down the street. As they pass a gay bar one turns to the other and says.... you wanna go inside and get shit faced?"

"How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin? A little stiff."

"What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives? 1% milk"

"I just went to the Air & Space museum. Boy do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room."

"Man who stand on toilet... High on pot!"

"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."

"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."