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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas? I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time."
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"""I bet you can't name two different structures that hold water!"" Well, dam..."
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal."
"Woke up to a surprise blowjob this morning Guess I better learn to sleep with my mouth closed"
"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already had to tell her twice."
"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."
"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."
"What's 6.9? The share one gets in an oral-sex tensome."
"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."
"My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet"