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Joke of the Day

"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"

"What do you call a bodyless person, without a nose? Nobody Nose."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target around every corner."

"Did you hear about the Homeopath who forgot to take his medication? He died of overdose"

"Pluto is not a planet He's a dyslexic god"

"Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself... When the little kids jumped in."

"What's the ugliest tree in the world? Yew"

"What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !"

"OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour."

"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."