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Joke of the Day
"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"
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"A roman walks in a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please."""
"What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop."
"Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly. In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN."
"Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression."
"How do you stop an alien invasion? You build a wall."
"Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws."
"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"
"Lorax: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! They have a crush on you Brad! Trees: What? We did not say that! Tell Brad we didn't say that!"
"Some guy said I wear as much makeup as a clown so I'm under his bed with a knife. That's what clowns do, right?"