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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis"
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"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"TIL ISIS is a global Bloods vs. Crips. Title"
"Dating websites I was on eharmony last night, why did it ask my height in inches?"
"Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime"
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it's been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal"
"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"
"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!"