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Joke of the Day

"I've been working on a new type of martial arts that involves the taking of money from Hispanics. TakeJuan'sdough."

"Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper."

"Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies."

"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""

"Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition."

"Why are vacuum cleaners made by gays the best? Because they really suck."

"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."

"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."

"Relative's be like Them: What's your age ? Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"