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Joke of the Day
"What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at? *Domestic affairs*"
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"Know what I hate more than a hipster? Two hipsters."
"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."
"What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common? They're both wondering where their ninjas are at."
"I've been known to give sage advice from time-to-time. Though I do get funny looks for talking to herbs."
"It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."
"What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over? I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!"
"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"
"if you collect ladies of the night [nsfw] does that make you a whorder"
"Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali"