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Joke of the Day
"I have a very dry sense of humor. So I drink moisturizer."
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"Two muffins are in a oven... the first muffin says, ""damn it's hot in here."", the second one says, ""holy crap a talking muffin!"""
"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Star Wars Joke Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker at a brothel May the whores be with you"
"Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the police officer? It was a jewish cannibal."
"I'm sorry I punched you in the face when you said ""I love you"". Intimacy scares me. And you said it to my sister."
"I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself"
"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."
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"Of course I like you, which is why I have to act like I don't like you so you'll know how much I like you."