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Joke of the Day

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness."

"I would throw myself under a duvet for you."

"So, a friend of the bride gives her a wedding gift... It is an Elsa mug. Why? Cause she should have let him go."

"Most guys will go gay for the night with the right amount of sangria & Foreigner playing in the background Don't ask me how I know"

"Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles? The Betty Ford Clinic"

"Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping? Mu-tents"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division? A Pedro leak."

"Well son, your mom was the prettiest lady at that entire Gathering of the Juggalos, and I would've traded THREE wallet chains to be with her"

"I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker."