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Joke of the Day

"Most guys will go gay for the night with the right amount of sangria & Foreigner playing in the background Don't ask me how I know"

"What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods? Teenagers these days be all ""I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."""

"Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider"

"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. Well I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive."

"One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet."

"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog."

"Condoms... Are for pussies."

"I think deja vu is bullshit and this isn't the first time I've thought that."

"My friend told my that onion was the only food that made people cry.. So I threw a coconut at him"