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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh? Put two fingers in his honey."

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public."

"An escalator can never break it can only become stairs."

"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I'm right."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor."

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."

"Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win. *definitely not remotely true*"

"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"

"""What? Where?"" -owl on some next level shit"