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Joke of the Day

"Parenting styles often relax as you have more kids. For example my 1st born ate only all-natural, organic food. My 2nd eats broken glass."

"The new and best Rock band Iron Gaben"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and ^^^^realized ^^^^this ^^^^is ^^^^heavily ^^^^overused ^^^^and ^^^^reposted ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"

"What does pizza and vagina have in common? They both good hot or cold"

"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""

"Why do divers fall backwards from boats? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!"

"Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet."

"like my grandfather did, i want to die peacefully in my sleep... ...not screaming and yelling like his passengers"

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."