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Joke of the Day
"I should rename myself Summer. All girls want is Summer to come."
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"My Grandparents bought a new China set... They asked me what I thought of it... I said it was fine..."
"Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'"
"I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning."
"""COME ON! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE HOURS AGO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED?"" Noah yelled, waiting for the sloths to get on the Ark"
"Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who."
"What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? ""Am I exhausted!"""
"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""
"Santa has elves. America has China."
"Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers."