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Joke of the Day
"Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in ""The Crown""? She probably gets royalties"
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"A woman recently got oak breast implants... ...this joke would probably be better if it had a punchline, wooden tit."
"You know you are a bad driver when............. you see more middle fingers than a manicurist."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."
"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"
"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."
"I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss's boss."
"Virgins in Paradise? Suck my balls, Al Qaeda; I got a jacuzzi full of sluts right here in Southern California."
"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."
"I bet M. Night Shyamalan was really good the first time he had sex, then terrible every time after."