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Joke of the Day
"- Hi, this is NSA calling. - Yes, I know. - How do you know? -- My phone is turned off."
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"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."
"Why was Slave Leia covered in cum and picking hair out of her mouth? She's into Chewkaki."
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"Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all of the coffin."
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"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"