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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do"

"What is the difference between a poker card and Africa? The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS."

"Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea? Because they drink it before it's cool."

"Where do fat people live? Obe-city"

"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!"

"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."

"Officer: Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No SIR!"

"Yo mama is so ugly She makes onions cry"

"Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!"