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Joke of the Day
"I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice."
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"My favorite thing about famous people is that they can be ""brave"" and ""daring"" by just leaving the house in stupid looking clothes."
"A lot of women can't drive because they're too busy giving mixed signals. @MaleHonesty86"
"Hey I'm in jail on the police station for having an ugly face..... Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?"
"A little advice on poetry..... If you don't know if you like a poem or not just perform the ex lax test. See if it moves you"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"Cinderella is my favorite story about choosing a spouse based on shoe size."
"There was an explosion at a French cheese store Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie."
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"" The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient."