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Joke of the Day

"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."

"Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!"

"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."

"This Jew says to me ""The 90s called, they want their shoes back."" ""The 40s called, your shower's ready."""

"What is a Redneck virgin? A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!"

"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."

"Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention"

"What was Charles Dickens' favourite experimental pop album? It was the best of Grimes..."

"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."

"IDK Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""