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Joke of the Day

"IDK Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"

"Wife: where's the baby? Me: up on the roof Wife: THE ROOF? Me: relax. He's got sunscreen on"

"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"

"What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? She went out with the tide."

"How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish? Once."

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."

"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"

"do you know what 6.9 is? It's a period ruining a beautiful thing."

"[15 years ago] Mom: Use protection. I'm too young to be a nana [Now] M: I'll pay for the Russian mail order bride. I WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"