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Joke of the Day
"IDK Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
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"Lets try it once A husband asks his wife to try anal...she says, Ohhhh that reminds me with the school days."
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"
"I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left."
"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"If you're seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."
"People act like weed is the worst thing for short-term memory. Go drink 15 beers and see if you can remember your name or how legs work."
"Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia."""
"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"