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Joke of the Day

"""Carrie"" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder."

"Cowboy:"" Give me three packs of condoms, please."" Cashier:"" Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah...She's purty good lookin'...."""

"Told my dad I had sex with a girl who had HIV. He asked if I was positive."

"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."

"SANTA: Mhm, and I see here that you have the power of flight, which wo- SUPERMAN W/ ANTLERS TIED TO HIS HEAD: Look, I really need this job."

"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"

"Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain? Because it was deterred."

"I heard they are digging up Micheal Jackson Gonna melt him down use the plastic to make toys, so little boys can play with him for a change."

"Greg wins 25,000,000.00 in the nationally lottery and runs home ""Margret, I won the lottery, pack your bags"", ""why Greg, where are we going?"". ""I don't care, pack your bags and get out"" says Greg."

"Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.nnnI gave her all my wrinkled shirts.nnnAnd that's how the fight started."