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Joke of the Day

"""The N stands for number so no need to say 'PIN number'. ""Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'."

"I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox... bad day to wear sandals."

"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."

"I thought I was schizophrenic... But I talked myself out of it."

"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."

"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."

"A guy on Catfish dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldn't buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic."

"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""

"What do you call a karate expert with a father who has diarrhoea? A chop happy chappy with a crap happy pappy."

"What's the difference between a Feminist and a suicide jacket? Suicide jacket does something when it's triggered."