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Joke of the Day

"Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry."

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"

"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."

"What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant"

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Live a little, ask her ""are ya done?"" while she's still yelling at you."

"What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends? Change for a buck."

"""Age is just a number."" ""Yeah? Jail is just a room."""

"I was touched by Jesus once Worst field trip to a Mexican prison ever"