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Joke of the Day

"Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum..."

"why would you steal a baby at least steal something good like a truck or a dolphin"

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "

"A roofer is working on a house and makes a mistake and falls through the ceiling and into the house. One of the guys inside says, ""nice of you to drop in."""

"You can't trust atoms... They make up everything."

"Why do Americans just ignore the ""H"" in ""Herb""? Honestly, no idea!"

"What's big, black, and hard? A Basson."

"I hate when my phone corrects ""hood morning"" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today."

"Just spoke to my mom. Unrelated: Anyone want to have unprotected anal?"

"If you're happy and you know it, thank your ex."