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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!"
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"Forget sex positions, has anyone found a reading position that doesn't get uncomfortable after about 5 minutes?"
"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""
"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."
"Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm addicted to Twitter! Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you."
"Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies."
"What do you call a bad ass phone that doesn't work? Off the hook. (It's stupid but I did make it up)"
"Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart."
"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."
"Ban pre-shredded cheese... Make America grate again!"