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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!"
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"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"
"Why do Mexicans make burritos? So they can unwrap something for Christmas!"
"Her: You know when you're craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead... Me: (wiping ketchup off my face with my sleeve) No."
"Did you hear about the accountant that audited the greengrocer? Sure was a turnip for the books"
"*draws sword* *erases sword because it sucks*"
"How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail."
"[at restaurant] ""check, please!"" [waiter leans over] sir, again, there are no monsters under the table ""ok....goodnight"" wait what"
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.... Let the down-votes ensue :)"