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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo sectional."
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"""Yes mam that'll be $1200"" ""Just to remove a cassette tape that's stuck?"" ""Ma'm, it's in your CD player"""
"Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital? The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home."
"What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything? A bunch of offended Tumblrinas"
"The Reds are going to The Series this year."
"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."
"Fucking a mannequin is not an excuse to tell your friends you're banging a model."
"Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself."
"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."
"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"