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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital? The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home."

"I asked the Nazi store for a discount They gave me 8 off."

"Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard? They need it to shoot themselves in the foot."

"Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming."

"Eating pussy is like going on a roadtrip with your wife You don't want to stop and ask for directions and you dont want to admit that a handheld device could do a better job than you"

"Blind people of reddit. See what I did there?"

"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"

"Haiku to the cheating girlfriend A haiku is five, then seven then five again, but who cares you whore"

"We just hired an ex-con, who was in for tax evasion, to do our landscaping And I must say he is terrific at cutting the corners."

"I just remembered the fuck out of the titans."