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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !"

"I'm in a band called ""Echoes"" You've probably heard us before."

"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."

"I have an abstract joke... But I just can't seem to get it."

"Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week."

"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"

"Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Word. Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Word, I'll track you down. You have my Word. EDIT: I saw this on /r/puns and reposted it here. I Excel at reposting."

"Mom, am I ugly? ""Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair..."""

"2012: Oh no, my iPhone is at 10% and there's no charger. 1812: Oh no, winter is starting."

"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"