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Joke of the Day
"What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it? An envelope!"
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"Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned."
"[I just barely squeeze thru the elevator doors as they shut, however my chain wallet get caught, ripping my pants off as the elevator rises]"
"Tripler's Dating Tips 20/50: hide a tape recorder in your pocket with a laugh track on it and press play after every single thing you say"
"Religion vs science? Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings"
"A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a drink. The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader."
"Did you hear about the Circus fire? Yea, it was in tents."
"The early bird needs to shut the fcuk up."
"What do pirates do on Saturdays? They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales."
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