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Joke of the Day

"WHY DID YOUR MUM ASK FOR FOOD? Edward Macaroni fork"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!"

"Hillary Clinton logs onto her email server [deleted]"

"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."

"What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point. P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke"

"In my opinion it's the aborted fetus' fault for not carrying a gun for protection"

"How to break up with a single dad whose kid gets along with yours: I don't want to date you, but I'd like to keep play dating you."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."