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Joke of the Day
"WHY DID YOUR MUM ASK FOR FOOD? Edward Macaroni fork"
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"*Orders pizza* What a night *Phone buzzes* And a text? Killing it *checks phone* ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising"
"What do you do with a dead scientist? Barium"
"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"
"Retired colonel talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No but I've been fishing in shorts."
"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."
"Girls are like league of legends You put in time and money just to get fucked"
"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."
"What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all? -Y'alls? -All y'all."
"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."