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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems."

"Mood ring I got my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood it turns a beautiful shade of blue. When she's in a bad mood it leaves an ugly red mark on my forehead."

"Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me."

"When someone says ""sorry it's so messy in here"" regarding their mostly clean car I laugh so loud I cough up several pieces of trash"

"Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time? It's too common"

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"What did the Pencile say to the other pencil? what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)"

"Countries.. We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries."