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Joke of the Day
"Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite."
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"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"
"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."
"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""
"While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said."
"50 Great Jokes From The Edinburgh Fringe"
"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"
"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"
"what's the difference between a slut and a bitch a slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me ;P"
"Just discovered that I'm willing to drive 35mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."