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Joke of the Day

"What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth"

"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but its really hard to get them inside the bulb."

"Nobody wants to see your Ice Bucket Challenge video. Good talk."

"Hey! Wanna hear my Ebola joke? Nah, nevermind. You won't get it."

"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."

"Just by looking at her smile, I can tell how good a girl is at oral... hygiene."

"Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer? Because that is one-significant-figure"

"What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either"

"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"