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Joke of the Day

"What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth"

"ASKHOLE: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them"

"*sees a hot girl on the train* ""ay gurl check this out"" *i try to seductively eat a banana but i miss my mouth & smush it into my forehead*"

"Have you ever said something and immediately thought ""I didn't know I knew that."""

"An MIT grad, a Harvard alum and a teenager that just got released from juvenile hall are all working at a Starbucks. ..."

"The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as ""The Beatless""."

"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."

"A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor said. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I''m trying to examine you!"""

"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"

"We should have a horse for president. All in favor say 'neigh'."