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Joke of the Day

"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."

"How do you keep the entire front page of Reddit in suspense?"

"I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy"

"Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans."

"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""

"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"

"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"Couple kissing on the road A Kid On His Way To Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road, He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM."

"What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies? A swallow"