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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans."

"What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini."

"If you're ever wondering what I'm thinking, there's about a 96% chance I'm thinking about what & when I'm going to eat next."

"Question about storytelling. If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?"

"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."

"you know what they say about beetroot. you can beat an egg but you can't beet a root."

"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"

"why isn't there a sprite history month"

"The Voice Coach Voice Coach: ""Let's start with a scale."" Student: ""Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!"" Voice Coach: ""Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"""

"Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period."