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Joke of the Day
"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"
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"Life with me is like a roller coaster. There's a weight limit."
"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"[roadtrip] ME: I need a bathroom break FRIEND: no stops for 2 hours, use that Gatorade bottle ME: um...ok...now how am I supposed to wipe?"
"Daughter asked me, ""Dad, who is your favorite Queen?"" I said, ""Friddie Mercury"" And another one bites the dust."
"Build a barricade?! Crap, I thought you said build a bear arcade. Those bears are gonna be pissed when I tell them no more Cruis'n USA."
"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."
"I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves."
"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"
"How did people charge their phones before electricity? They didn't...!"