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Joke of the Day
"Males ejaculate at 27 mph. That explains why its illegal to do it in a school zone."
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"There are two things a bloodhound can smell and can't smell A man's sweat and sweat"
"My dear, departed animal companion. Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites."
"What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school."
"Hillary and Bernie are on a boat Hillary and Bernie Sanders are on a boat. It's sinking. Who survives? America survives"
"I made a chicken salad today... The bastard didn't even eat it."
"I waited a long time for my testicles to descend When one finally did I had an inaugural ball"
"How much equations does it take to finish a math test? Only Sum"
"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Them: R You: No, its the C!!!!"