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Joke of the Day

"Dear Algebra Stop asking me to find your x . . . she is not coming back!"

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait...."

"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"

"Sometimes when I can't sleep I stare into the darkness and think how uncomfortable it must be to have balls between your legs."

"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."

"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver."

"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""