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Joke of the Day

"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."

"There are hundreds of ways to make a woman happy and only one to make a man happy: LEAVE HIM ALONE."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was. Then it dawned on me."

"The old waterlogged corpse gag How do you make a waterlogged corpse's dick float? Seltzer water, a scoop of strawberry ice cream, and a waterlogged corpse's dick."

"When I was 8 years old.. My dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie. I miss Snowballs, she was such a good cat."

"When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring"

"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"

"WORST THING YOU CAN DO What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."

"I'd write a rap song... ..but i'm too Lay-Z"