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Joke of the Day
"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"
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"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"
"Me: You know what cures a headache right? Wife: Tylenol Me: You know what else cures a headache? Wife: Advil Me: You know what else ......"
"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."
"I went to Google and searched ""synonym for ambiguous"" but the result was inconclusive."
"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"
"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."
"I couldn't figure out how the hammer and nails worked... So I just said ""Screw it."""
"what do you call a black man that flies an airplane? a pilot you racist fuck"
"they smoked a joint and overthrew the government. now that's a high coup"