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Joke of the Day
"If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet."
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"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln be convicted for murder? Because he's in a cent."
"Did you read the book ""The History of Glue""? I couldn't put it down!"
"I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are."
"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."
"A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100% Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is."
"What do you call the history of a car? An autobiography."
"[Corny] Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack"
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad"