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Joke of the Day
"If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet."
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"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."
"-I got you a birthday present... ...but I can't give it to you until tomorrow. -What is it? -It rhymes with 'Something to get drunk with'."
"Being football fans ... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ? Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks"
"What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring Nickleback."
"How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late."
"I couldn't think of any good Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes right now, but when I do I'll be back."
"LE NEW JOKE??? AWWW YEHP"
"What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common? They both wrote bad romance."
"I told the bartender I'll have a Lou Gehrig's Disease. It's a tall glass of tequila. You drink half of it, stand up to make a speech, drink the second half of it, and you're dead."