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Joke of the Day
"What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money."
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"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"
"Wife: ""I'm going to bed, honey."" Husband: ""Okay, sweetheart. I'll go get you a tylenol."" Wife: ""But why? I don't have a headache."" Husband: ""Great! Let's fuck."""
"A recent study about sexual behavior found out that Only 9/10 people enjoy gang-bangs"
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Creepy. ""Creepy who?"" This is a nice bedroom you have."
"Nice try, dogs who wear ""Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working"" vests."
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"Egypt is one of those rare countries whose ""good old days"" were in 2,000 B.C."
"Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths? Because in Japan they're rocksmiths. "
"Marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells. You're just an idiot."