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Joke of the Day

"What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money."

"My dog won't stop playing the piano I guess you can say she... Won't stop Bach-ing"

"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."

"A man goes to the bar And he asks the bar tender Man: ""What taste good? Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke? Tender: *facepalm*"

"Worlds shortest horror story The last man on earth sat alone in a room...... there was a knock on the door..."

"One time when I was riding the school bus the bus drive hit a couple of tree branches She said ""bus drivers trim trees as a side job"""

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks."

"What is a trans fat? A feminist."

"I feel bad for men with erectile disfunction, but they all seem to be handling it well. It's like all of them literally can't give a fuck."

"What does Jeb Bush have in common with a threesome? A lot of people think three bushes is one bush too many."