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Joke of the Day

"Nice try, dogs who wear ""Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working"" vests."

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."

"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."

"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"

"BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election... Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants."

"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."

"I could care less about you but I'm still going to go through your entire wedding & 1st born childs photo album on Facebook. I hate myself"

"Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide."

"An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid."